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Author Archives: erik
Khoka
Hansje inferno
Impro-drawing inspired by sketches and doodles of graphic designer Hansje van Halem from Amsterdam.
Le Petit Dictator
Published in the new edition of Tubelight #71, the Dutch review magazine for contemporary art.
Courgettes and monsters
size: 11 3/4 x 16 1/2 “
The figure in the right corners pose echoes the masochists of Bruno Schulz’ sinister drawings in his “Book of Idolatry”. By the way, all the figures seem to be dancers, with their stretched legs and forward-pointing toes. Oh, and there is also a reference to Teorema somewhere in this drawing. Can you see it?
Roccoco Polanski
size: 11 3/4 x 16 1/2 “
Mia Farrow crying her eyes out amidst a treeful of queer looking lads playing quincy jokes on her baby.
The blue dragon
One of my funniest drawings of late. It reminds a bit of the English political cartoons of James Gillray and George Cruikshank. It should be called “The marriage of the Admiral of The Blue Dragon” or something like that.
Springtime for Hitler
size: 11 3/4 x 16 1/2 ”
I just read about Des Knaben Wunderhorn (the magic horn of youth), a German collection of folk poetry from the 19th century that played a role in the development of pan-Germanism, a movement that has shaped in the formation of National Socialism. So the connection between fairy folklore and a portrait of Adolf Hitler (caricatured here as Queen of the fairies) on this comical floreligium is not so strange after all. It could be a parody (a travesty?) of those beautiful books on botany. I like the sad figure on the left bottom. Is he perhaps expelled from this garden of eartly delights?
Lemon or cream dear
size: 8 1/8 x 11 3/4 inch
There is a Turkish drinking song from the 70s that I love at the moment. The title Koy koy koy means fill, fill, fill (your glass) though its not about high tea, obviously.
Thai food stories
How a monk catches a goat
Drawings for a de-li-ci-ous Thai birthday buffet
size: 8 1/8 x 11 3/4 inch
In praise of schadows
A group of kids playing on the pavement in front of the Witte de With building in Rotterdam
Rude
Here was a movie that I had made, where I had filmed a magazine photo of Ruth lying on bed made by Annie van Gemert while the constantly changing light reflections from the shadows of the trees across from my room fell over it, that turned the still image of the photograph into a moving film
Annie van Gemert to me
details 8 mrt. (7 days ago)
Message body:
editorial
On 04/10/2009
you have posted a photo / video on your blog of a photo of Annie in the series Gemert boys and girls. (Erik Visser). For this, you have not asked permission. I demand that this picture will be removed within three days of the blog / website, else I have to charge costly through copyright office. AnnievanGemert/
Erik Visser to Annie
details 8 mrt. (7 days geleden)
o dear
well, we can
Too bad and very childish,
had I not neatly put your name in the video?
It is not even a direct acquisition of a photo, but a (homemade) video of an image.
what exactly is your objection?
Annie van Gemert to me
details9 mrt. (6 days ago)
Hi Erik.
I have no desire to be shown on your blog / website. This blog / website gives an amateurish impression. I want you to remove the picture of the girl in the purple dress as soon as possible, otherwise there are costs entwined with this. The person in the picture is not an androgynous boy.
Erik Visser to Annie
details 9 mrt. (6 days ago)
Well it is removed.
Must be difficult when you do not accept the free interpretation of your viewers of your work.
it gives an old and bitter impression.
Is your picture not about the boy / girl confusion?
New here
Winterthur, Switzerland
18y.180cm.66kg – 5’11″.145lbs
New here and very curious.
Come from Winti not out yet. Looking for people who know this place and know where it happens.
Some material descriptions of the work of James Castle
soot and spit on insert from women’s stocking package.
coated paper, cardboard, animal feed bag, paper, string, braided yarn, soot , spit, wax crayon
blue wax, stick-applied lines on wax-coated cardboard from frozen-pie carton
soot, spit, collage on found paper.
soot and spit on flattened matchbox tray
Source: Lynne Cooke in Artforum, december 2009
Random rules
- If a poem is too long, make it longer
- If a painting is too colourful, add color.
- If your shots look too amateuristic, you shouldn’t edit.
- If a meeting is boring, stay.
- Never judge an artist on his work.
- Don’t think when you talk.
- Never try to tell what’s on your mind through art, that’s what friends are for.
- Don’t be fooled by the future, it’s just the past in reverse.
- Real art can only exist when Art is banned.
Keren Cytter
in Metropolis M, no. 3-2009
The draughtman’s contract
When I started my series of Petit Paradis drawings it was my idea to make a drawing every day, using the stuff around me as inspiration, my clothes, things in my room. I did manage for some time to continue making drawings a day, like a visual diary. Since a few years blogging began slowly to surpass drawing, doing now almost a post a day. (at the beginning of my drawing project I was not even logged on anywhere and blogs were still called weblogs)
That’s why I was excited to see an artist from the 18th century who already did a visual diary, making drawings of the actual life that surrounded him. Christiaan Andriessen (1775-1846) lived in Amsterdam with his family, working as a teacher at the Academy. In his daily sketches he gives intimate accounts of the simple domestic life of his family, the vanity fair on the streets, the music salon concerts; giving a glimpse of things you never see in classic 18th century art.
Another thing that you notice in his drawings is the absence of any moralistic or didactic agenda. I think he saved that for his job as a teacher. There is a lot of peeping though windows going on (and camera obscura) and there is a strange, almost comical scene where the supposed rape of one of the maids is acted out, (une liaison dangereuse?) all standard fare of the century’s lore, but it has nothing of William Hogarth‘s satire or even wit. He may be closer to Samuel Pepys.
In the tiny handwriting that accompanies most of the drawings Andriessen writes simply descriptions of what’s going on but sometimes there are also snippets of dialogue, which adds to the vividness of the scenes. But he also makes good use of his drawing skills by using claire obscure to dramatic effects (a heavy fog going through the streets almost foreshadows a Rene Daniels painting)

Not one of Andriessen’s official paintings has survived and according to some of the prelimary sketches he made that does not seem a big loss. The models he used for them were saved though, as they are the protagonists of many of his sketches, showing the rarely seen moments in the lives of the naked civil servants of the day.
For three years, between 1805-1808, Christiaan kept his dairy every day. There seems to be a lack of continuation from 1806, when there are only a few drawings a year, but perhaps the rest just did not survive. A large selection of the drawings are now being exhibited in the Amsterdam City Archive but, more special, there is the amazing Christiaan Andriessen databank , with all the sketches digitally displayed.
So finally Andriessen’s work can be viewed as the blog it could have been (though you can not leave comments there yet).
Child’s game
Painted on xerox-copies of Bernard Fuchs photographs of Austrian boys from the countryside.
Little dreamboy
last night I dreamt of a little lad
his belly made of cake
lemon peel was his nose
and his pants were of chocolate
little lad wore little white clogs
that were made of fondant
holding a little stick of sugar
in his little right hand
his eyes you know
were round pieces of liquerice
and he really did wore
a tiny hat of cake raisins
what a picture he makes
a costume to adore
a shirt made of pancakes
with chocolate plus fours
and little later in the night
he sang a lovely verse
then took a perky bite
of his chocolate knickers
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original dutch children song “droomventje”
translation in english by adjoun
photography erwin nederhoff
Nosferatu
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Smeared
Gordon Brown’s efforts to distance himself from a culture of viciousbriefing by his inner circle were derailed yesterday when three former Blairite ministers claimed they had been victims of sustained slander, and joined the Tories in calling for a shakeup of Downing Street.
Number 10 said yesterday that the prime minister was furious with his former political aide Damian MacBride for sending an email setting out how leading Conservatives including David Cameron and the wife of George Osborne, the shadow chancellor, could be smeared.
Derek Draper, the Labour adviser who was corresponding with McBride over suggestions about how to smear leading Tories, said he was considering quitting his post on the website Labourlist.
Frank Field, a former welfare minister, said the party was staring into the abyss. “Harold Wilson asserted that the Labour party was a moral crusade or it was nothing. The McBride affair has left Labour members looking at nothing. That is the reality check that McBride has wrought on the party.
“There are two sides to the prime minister’s character – there is this very civilised, generous, informed side, and there is this other side which is about controlling people.”
Matthew Taylor, the former director of strategy at Number 10, said he was “the subject of a nasty smearallegedly circulated by Damian McBride”. Writing on his blog, he added: “I’m not sure whether Brown’s bad side is that much worse than anyone else’s but it feels so because of his carefully cultivated image as a man of unblemished high-mindedness.”
The energy and climate change secretary, Ed Miliband, defended Brown, saying the prime minister did not have a “dark side” and that he “came into politics for the right reason”. Miliband added: “He’s not someone who thinks that the politics of innuendo is how you win elections.”
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Supply and demand
“At a friend’s sleepover more than a year ago, 14-year-old Phillip Swartley pocketed change from unlocked vehicles in the neighborhood to buy chips and soft drinks. The cops caught him.
There was no need for an attorney, said Phillip’s mother, Amy Swartley, who thought at most, the judge would slap her son with a fine or community service.
But she was shocked to find her eighth-grader handcuffed and shackled in the courtroom and sentenced to a youth detention center. Then, he was shipped to a boarding school for troubled teens for nine months.”
“The county has been rocked by a kickback scandal involving two elected judges who essentially jailed kids for cash. Many of the children had appeared before judges without a lawyer.
The nonprofit Juvenile Law Center in Philadelphia said Phillip is one of at least 5,000 children over the past five years who appeared before former Luzerne County President Judge Mark Ciavarella.
Ciavarella pleaded guilty earlier this month to federal criminal charges of fraud and other tax charges, according to the U.S. attorney’s office. Former Luzerne County Senior Judge Michael Conahan also pleaded guilty to the same charges. The two secretly received more than $2.6 million, prosecutors said.”
“Ciavarella, 58, along with Conahan, 56, corruptly and fraudulently “created the potential for an increased number of juvenile offenders to be sent to juvenile detention facilities,” federal court documents alleged. Children would be placed in private detention centers, under contract with the court, to increase the head count. In exchange, the two judges would receive kickbacks.
“Minors charged with nonviolent crimes were often given harsher sentences than what probation officers recommended, court documents say. Other investigators say the trials lasted a few minutes at most.
“The corruption began in 2002, when Conahan shut down the state juvenile detention center and used money from the Luzerne County budget to fund a multimillion-dollar lease for the private facilities. Despite some raised eyebrows from the community, county commissioners approved the deal.
“Critics say private prisons lack transparency because they don’t go through the same inspections and audits as a state facility, and this may have allowed payoffs to go so long without being noticed.
“Once somebody is going to make more money by holding more kids, there is a pretty good predictable profit motive,” said criminal justice consultant Judith Greene, who heads a nonprofit group called Justice Strategies. “It’s predictable that companies are going to tolerate certain behaviors they shouldn’t.”
“After being sent to boarding school, Phillip, now 15, became withdrawn and depressed, his mother says.”
The children are friendly
Mohammed Darwish (12 years), score on the CITO-test: 548
“I hope that I am the first student from my school As-Siddieq who goes to Barlaeus high school. This is a modern school where bullying is severely punished. And the children are friendly.”
Photography: Bas Czerwinski for NRC Handelsblad
Go to the mosk
A few days ago, Dervish boy town Ridderkerk, Netherlands. Conical hat placed firmly on the short-clipped head. Tight bodice, wide flowing garb (Islamic mystic), but very beautiful with fabulous movement, downcasting the eyes, whirling the long legs, well understood spreading of the arms, the swiftness of the stiff body at turning points.
Sang: soft, melodic, chimerical.
Fotografie: Luciana Caputo , gisteren in NRC Handelsblad
Bleak House
First image is by Geert van Kesteren from his 2006 series documenting hidden poverty in The Netherlands. Geert van Kesteren later made another highly regarded series of pictures in Iraq.
This second image is from a recent newspaper advertisement (part of a large campaign) trying to get people motivated for a consultant job in institutions for juvenile delinquents. The text reads “Kevin’s dad has had 15 years time to raise him. Now it’s your turn.”
Cooking in Pink
Ati says: Eat less, cook more.
Strawberries with balsamico and pink pepper
from Ati’s online notes on cooking
1 tray of strawberries
1 to 2 dinner spoons of balsamico vinegar
pink pepper
mint
powder sugar

Wash the strawberries and powder them with sugar.
Dredge the strawberries with the balsamico vinegar and let them rest for an hour.
Sprinkle some pink pepper over it.
Trim it off with fresh mint.
Enjoy your meal!
I am the English master
I’m in the stuffy class-room
And i’m the teacher there
But now the seats are empty
Like nests made by a mare
Sometimes – I think – I’m doing
Not quite so very bad
All masters after all are
Just a trifle mad
I teach – so it will happen-
More than I know myself
The dictionary helps me
Two volumes on a shelf
I am the English Master
- Which proves this poem best -
I spice my lessons sometimes
With condescending jest
I am a quiet nightmare
Not frightful – only sad
I am the English Master
And only slightly mad
Jan Hanlo, 1947
(picture of an English Master at a Roman-Catholic school in Almelo from the Volkskrant yesterday)
My favorite ABBA top ten
1
the day before you came

2
the name of the game

3
S.O.S

4
one of us

5
lay all your love on me

6
does your mother know?

7
summer night city

8
eagle

9
rock me

10
waterloo

Dust jacket
“There is a book about an Italian sculptor, Luca della Robbia, of which I also would gladly want the dust jacket. It shows a music company: a man with a couple boys of whom one beats on a cymbal, with a drawling behavior. Two little boys are dancing: one blithe, the other one in a way that you can see that something is going stir in the music. The man has a slightly louche face, with a look of understanding as if he wants say: how do you like our little company, nice he? I have seen the book somewhere in a bookshop, but they won’t sell me the dust jacket. I do not mind to pay a couple of guilders. The book itself is too expensive, doesn’t interest me also.”
Dutch poet Jan Hanlo in an interview, May 1954
Tongue in cheeks
Mural dripping at the BODYPOLITICX exhibition in Witte de With from Sep 7 – Dec 18 2007
Circus
Also published in the Porn Identity katalog from the Kunsthalle Wien, Austria, Feb 2009
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